"You Can't Scare Me, I Have Kids"

You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Kids
I’ve seen things. Heard things. Stepped on LEGOs in the dark. This tee is for the brave, the battle-worn, and the caffeine-fueled heroes known as parents. It's comfy, casual, and a whole mood for anyone who's survived a toddler tantrum and lived to tell the tale.

Warning: Side-eye strength and snack negotiation skills sold separately.

Introducing the perfect addition to your wardrobe: a stylish unisex t-shirt that combines comfort with a playful, yet bold attitude. This tee is suited for parents who appreciate humor and want to showcase just how spirited their parenting journey can be. Made from soft, ring-spun cotton, it feels like a gentle embrace against the skin, making it ideal for year-round wear. Great for casual outings, gatherings with friends, or even cozy family gatherings, this t-shirt effortlessly merges fun and functionality. Perfect for occasions like Halloween, birthday parties, or just a casual day at home, it allows parents to express their unique personality. Gift it to fellow parents to bring a smile to their face on special days or just because!

Product features
- Without side seams for a flattering silhouette
- Durable and smooth fabric ideal for vibrant printing
- Classic fit and crew neckline for everyday versatility
- Made with ethically sourced cotton for conscious consumers
- Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors